61分

貌似有一个50cent的乐队还是歌手？这个61分与此无关了。很明显的。如果要问为什么明显，那可以撞豆腐了。

傍晚找出了一袋零零散散的硬币，下楼去超市。目的有三，一买火柴，二买酸奶，三买矿泉水。买火柴是因为公寓里的火炉是用火柴的。第一天搬进来我一下子不知道怎么用，自从会做饭以来从来没有用火柴点过火。于是让青蛙同学去点火，结果青蛙同学把大拇指烧了个泡退下阵来。于是乎只好大将上场，我不知道下了多少决心才按下煤气划了火柴，毫不夸张地划了前后十来支火柴才点燃……买酸奶是因为我要吃。为什么要吃呢？因为传说酸奶可以减肥。再者，买矿泉水是因为我要喝。最近柏林燥热，和富含钙质的自来水越喝越渴；还有就是我迷上了矿泉水里的气泡。

文盲就这样去超市了。出门的时候还想要不要查下字典，火柴的德文是什么，结果反正觉得这段时间脸皮练得比较厚，就给店员用拟声词比划一下。况且上次碰上一小男店员，收银的时候双眼直愣愣地盯着我看了半天，像看外星人一样，今天可以去让他多看一下。

结果我绕了一圈，终于走到火柴盒面前，不知道哪个标签是火柴。身上的硬币大概就2欧左右，不好意思。看到火柴正下方的标签1.19 euro，那大概钱不够了，于是兜回去，放了一瓶酸奶。那算了，去结账了。收银的地方没有人，一位阿姨看到我来了，就过来收银了。然后电子屏幕上显示61分。我觉得收银员阿姨大概想撞墙了，专门跑过来，结果只有61分入账。然后我还一分一分地把零钱数给人家，人家大概觉得我是来逃难的了。出了门，看了下账单，火柴19分。我也很想撞墙。我的酸奶啊，我又得从容地往前走…… 文盲的又一次购物结束了。

今天晚上可以好好休息了。貌似足球赛不是很吸引人，否则我楼上楼下对面都应该已经炸起来了。实在太疯狂，大前天晚上德国队比赛是进一个放一次烟花；前晚9点钟被震震爆竹声从床上炸醒，我都以为是炸弹了。结果是人家看球太兴奋，近一个球从窗户扔一个鞭炮；昨天晚上幸福地睡到11点起来，激动得发现没有炸弹，一兴奋看书看到早晨……我去刷牙准备睡觉的时候，室友起床了。别人也一定觉得我疯了。

接下来好好看书复习了，昨天最后一堂发展经济的课，俄罗斯帅哥讲转型经济，听他讲话，我脑海中不断响起那句歌词：

Oh, Those Russian.

(可以拉到歌曲末尾听听这句传说中的those Russians.)

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra rasputin
Russias greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though shed heard the things hed done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra rasputin
Russias greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.

This mans just got to go! declared his enemies
But the ladies begged Dont you try to do it, please
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, theyre not to blame
Come to visit us they kept demanding
And he really came

Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra rasputin
Russias greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said I feel fine

Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didnt quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra rasputin
Russias greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

Oh, those Russians…